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skeletaltales:

Aliett Buttleman @ Women Direct 

(Source: snlgifs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via kingindanorth)

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(via seedy)

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

hypnoskid:

At my local book store they have a thing called blind date and they cover the books with brown paper and use some descriptive words to describe the book so people can’t judge the book by the cover and I love that